Note: this was a poll

Poll #722460 Oops

Have you ever needed to do some gardening where you knew there was poison ivy?

yes
6 (50.0%)

no
6 (50.0%)

Have you ever just gone ahead and done the gardening anyway?

yes
5 (45.5%)

no
6 (54.5%)

Have you ever subsequently gotten poison ivy (despite reasonable precautions)?

yes
2 (18.2%)

no
9 (81.8%)

Was it on your hands (even though you couldn’t so much see any bumps or feel it itching)?

yes
2 (18.2%)

no
9 (81.8%)

Did you then end up with poison ivy anywhere… a bit delicate?

yes
1 (9.1%)

no
10 (90.9%)

Why this line of questioning?

BWWAAhahaahhaaaa! Heeeee! Oooh… *wipes tears from eyes*
8 (66.7%)

These are perfectly reasonable questions about spring gardening
2 (16.7%)

What? I’m lost. Poison Ivy was in the DC Universe, right?
0 (0.0%)

I can’t believe you did that.
7 (58.3%)

I feel your pain,
3 (25.0%)

Questioning? I’m just here for the ticky box.
2 (16.7%)

Ticky box!
5 (41.7%)

ETA: And how come all you people are perfectly willing to say you feel my pain, when you are also saying, “Oh, no, that never happened to me.” TTttthhhhbbbbttttt!!